Came across this on the net. Enjoy. :)

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
mistakes

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

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